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Canberra, Australia | Introduction | Ask Me
Canberra, Australia | Introduction | Ask Me
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
yeah Not hopeful I'll get anyone xmementomori vandinomyte w. 149,530 notes
lol For you Louise lolinternets marxisforbros w. 4,952 notes
well that's pretty as fuck nevver nevver w. 1,006 notes
I usually don't reblog stuff like this But that guy in the middle Oh my god I want to be him The things I would do if I had his looks odiar kiddywinks w. 550 notes
perfect Lemony Snicket Daniel Handler The Huffington Post brocreate w. 6,528 notes
Daniel Handler, AKA Lemony Snicket, gives love advice on twitter. (Part 1)
Maybe…you’ll fall in love with me all over again.”
“Hell,” I said, “I love you enough now. What do you want to do? Ruin me?”
“Yes. I want to ruin you.”
“Good,” I said. “That’s what I want too.
—A Farewell To Arms, Ernest Hemingway (via thatkindofwoman)
hahaha Perfect havisham havisham w. 125 notes
Gotham PD is a 100 percent committed to being terrible at their jobs.
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